im-flyer-than-peter-pan:


8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

OMG. CAN NOT BREATHE

telapathetic:

 *intensely doesnt care*

lindsaylohoean:

"hey since you’re here can you come help me with this"

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"i’ll give you money if you do"

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ihills:

me as a parent:

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dulect:

greeting your relatives

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  • yoda: dont anaconda my
  • lindsaylohoean:

    my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

    and i replied “who is this”

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    kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

    ascandalinriverheights:

    Making fun of your internet friends like

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    "The biggest mistake you can make is holding onto someone who has already let you go."

    6yr:

    last name: blogger, first name: shitty

  • The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.